why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
jesus god almighty
You. I like you. I’m gonna keep you.
Yo I just want to be able to come home to my own little cozy house and have dinner with my fiance every night and maybe watch a movie and then go to sleep is that so much to ask for